Peter Crouch decided recently the the only way he could make himself any uglier was by losing most of his teeth, and so that's why he headbutted Fabricio Coloccini. With his teeth.
Now sporting a fancy moustache, Peter Crouch has basically turned into Rickety Cricket with his latest venture into human aggressive surgery. It's a new craze sweeping the internet like planking, gangnam style or porn but still he'll get to go home and plead with his mega hot girlfriend to let him sleep in the same bed.
This is a picture of Crouch in 10 years once he's not a footballer and has run out of love potion to use on Abbie Clancy