Monday, 5 November 2012

Pep Guardiola wants to manage Chelsea now

Pep Guardiola has apparently told his minions that he desires to take the reigns at Chelsea but I don't even know if Chelsea has reigns.  Also, Roberto Di Matteo lives there so they'd have to like a share a room or something.


As we all know, when someone becomes the manager of a club they have to move into the stadium much like they do in the white house.  Roberto Di Matteo might currently be hanging out shouting at children on Xbox but that might not be for long if Pep gets his evil way.  According to The Daily Mail he has now set his sights on the wealthy London club because Manchester sucks and I guess because Mata, Oscar and Hazard play there so it's not too hard to make them good.

Poor Roberto will be worried because he's pretty much only got his job now because Pep wasn't available last time around.  I get the feeling that even if Di Matteo won the Champions League, Premiership and FA Cup this year he'd still get sacked if Guardiola is around because he's 'so much cooler and doesn't still live with his parents'.  Oh yeh, well maybe I don't want to go out with you either!