Thursday, 15 November 2012

Neymar is bad at penalties

Brazil and Santos striker, Neymar, is widely regarded as one of the best in his business in world football.  Luckily for him he seems to have no idea what a penalty is meant to look like

So kids, if you're reading, and if you are let it be known that you have terrible parents, this is how you don't take a penalty.  You don't run from 20 yards away and then knock the ball out of the stadium, you jog up and place it firmly in the top left corner of the goal.  OH AND THEN IT GOES BOTTOM RIGHT!!! See what I did there?  I fooled you.  I just scored a penalty against you and you didn't even realise it.  You're so stupid