Monday, 12 November 2012

Mario Balotelli has made his car army colour

That wacky japester, Mario Balotelli, has been up to his old tricks etc now his car is coloured in.  I cannot fucking stand that Gary Barlow song with all the flutes that they keep playing on Radio 2. I think it's from War of the Worlds or something

That song honestly actually sounds like my nightmare.  It sounds like Barlow is in the middle of a magical forest surrounded by little wood elves playing their annoying bank advert song while the ex Take That man uses all of his power to make it sound sellable.  Then hopefully Mario Balotelli drives in and runs everyone over with this car because no-one can see it in the trees.  That's about the best use I can think of for this right now