Join along with us as we get really drunk playing FIFA. Here are the rules (please drink responsibly):
3 people minimum
A games console
FIFA of any generation
Beer and assorted alcoholic juice
2 people play each other
The 3rd is the "beer referee" who enforces the rules
Teams must be chosen at random. You get a maximum of three spins but you cannot go back to a previous choice (if you get Denmark and randomise to get a better team and get Dundee then it's your own fault)
The beer referee must order drink punishments when the in-game referee blows his whistle. Corners, goal kicks and throw ins are at the referee's discretion.
Committing a foul results in a 3 second drink. Yellow card is half your drink, red card is full drink.
Conceding a goal is a 3 second drink.
If your keeper can enter the opponent's half, your opponent must drink their beer until he is dispossessed.
If your keeper scores then your opponent must drink for the duration of the celebration.
If your opponent scores as a result of you taking your keeper into their half, you must drink for the duration of their celebration.
More rules may be added at the referee's discretion.