Sunday, 25 November 2012

Celtic are losers

The best thing about Rangers being thrown into the Division Three jungle is that Celtic have stopped trying as hard. When they don't try they lose to teams like Caley Thistle and let Aberdeen sit second in the league.

Part-time chimney sweeper Billy McKay scored the only goal of the game to give the mighty Caley a 1-0 win. Neil Lennon was raging after the game because fans called him a useless ginger prick, only a matter of weeks since they defeated Barcelona.
"I can't repeat it [what fans said] because it is public arena but there were a lot of expletives and heavy criticism, which I didn't think was justified and [there was] a lack of patience with the team as well."
Celtic will still win the league so fans should either shut up or geeeeeeeet out. They are one game away from qualifying for the last 16 of the Champions League and it's hard for them to concentrate on the league without their mortal enemy to be angry against. Imagine Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without Shredder? It would basically just be a cartoon about a group of stoners surfing and eating pizza.

Oh and well done Caley - they have scored in every single league game so far this season - I read that on the internet so it must be true.