When Carlos Tevez isn't busy fleeing the country or leaving his pay check lying around, he's out breaking driving laws and then not providing information to the police.
Tevez was driving in the exotic resort of Morecambe when police pulled him over for speeding but unfortunately for our hero, he didn't have any identification for him. This is apparently very illegal so he got some points and is now banned because he pleaded guilty to having no proofs of person on him. I don't understand why he didn't just google himself on his phone and show them that, or how two policemen couldn't recognise Carlos Tevez. Surely when they say 'do you have any identification?' he can just point at his own face and say 'my face'?
Then again that hasn't worked for me either. Yet