Thursday, 15 November 2012

Bolton Wanderers are in debt

You might think that football is all glamour and expensive wine but you have to remember that some people live in Bolton.  Current people who are aware of this are the banks in Bolton who are now owed about £136million.

The actual figure is £136.5million but I didn't really feel the 0.5 was necessary in describing the level of debt they have accrued.  It's largely irrelevant in context with the shocking amount of the situation they are in.  It's like telling someone that they look sexy today when you're at their Father's funeral.  As awful as that sounds, in my defence she did look quite hot and I thought it might make her feel better, but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have shouted it while they were lowering the coffin into the furnace.  Also I shouldn't have been naked