I have a feeling that the third instalment in the AVB rap odyssey is probably going to be required at some point quite soon because Spurs just don't seem to know how to play like the man wants them to. There's no doubting that the man knows his stuff, and his post-match 'we are proud' stuff is clearly just a way to not let his team's confidence drop like a broken roller coaster, but you lost 5-2, man. You got properly done. The only way this could have gone worse for you is if you lost 6-2. Or if you hadn't scored a goal at all.
Hey you know what I was thinking today? Isn't it weird how two totally separate dogs can be terrified of a hoover, even though they don't know each other and have never seen another dog doing so on the TV. Nor have they read any anti-hoover propaganda. That's crazy isn't it?
I ran out of anecdotes for that AVB stuff.