Tuesday, 20 November 2012

Arsenal will sign Henry again

Arsene Wenger has revealed his secret plan to turn Arsenal into a lean, mean killing machine this January by signing Thierry Henry AGAIN!  SCANDAL


I'm all for this because Henry is ace.  Who cares if he's old, have you seen some of the goals he's scored this year?  They're really good.

And even if he was 52 he'd still be better than Chamakh.  Arsenal could just put someone in a crocodile costume on the pitch and get them to pretend to attack people's legs so they get scared and then the team could score 11 goals every game.  And they would know this if Arsene WOULD EVER ANSWER HIS DAMN PHONE