Arsenal spend £1million more on wages than Spurs. A week

Arsene Wenger was once regarded as one of the finest managers in the world.  There were calls for him to be made manager for life at Arsenal and only the stupid would question his decisions during games and in transfers.  Now he kinda sucks

Wenger is a giant communist and believes that everyone should be paid around about the same regardless of importance to the squad because it encourages kinship and no-one gets all fancy about the place.  And that's why players like Van Persie, Nasri and Fabregas all wanted to leave because when you're that good and realise that you're being paid the same as Marouane Chamakh, something has gone wrong.  That would be like if you worked in a hospital as a doctor and the janitor's cousin's son's former room-mate was being paid the same as you.  And also he was Marouane Chamakh