Sunday, 4 November 2012

Arsenal fans want someone's head

Arsenal were abysmal yesterday in their 2-1 defeat to Manchester United. Now the fans want blood.

Robin Van Persie scored in the opening five minutes and there was no way back for Arsenal, because they were really shit. Wayne Rooney even got away with missing his 1000th penalty. Santos celebrated his first half murder by Antonio Valencia by asking for Van Persie's shirt, which has led to OUTRAGE. In fairness to RVP he didn't really celebrate his goal, even with Shrek jumping on his back. Vermaelen had a complete nightmare and Cazorla's great goal made the game sound a lot closer than it really was. I still can't believe how bad Arsenal were.

Fans shouted "we want our Arsenal back", they haven't won a trophy for 7 years 5 months and 13 days. There are kids who are out robbing corner stores and taking heroin that have never seen Arsenal win a trophy. Wenger tried in vain with his "we were unlucky" argument but they weren't. Wilshere could have had three yellow cards, if such a thing was possible. I think it was only Graham Poll who used the three yellow system.

I don't really know what Arsenal can do, apart from sack Wenger- but if you say that you'll find your head on a spike at London Bridge.