Thursday, 1 November 2012

Alan Shearer being lined up for Southampton job

Because Nigel Adkins has pretty much been found completely out of his depth in the Premier League, Southampton want to sign ex-player Alan Shearer to replace him.  It worked for Newcastle!  wait...


The England legend scored a hat-trick on his full debut as a 17 year old many years ago for Southampton, and it was at The Dell that he first made a name for himself.  Now at St Mary's, it is hoped that after Adkins has finally had his mental breakdown, Shearer can step in and remove all of the poetry he had stapled to the walls of the changing room.  His office basically looks like that shed in A Beautiful Mind