Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Zlatan: No award for Messi

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the man and with karate he'll kick your ass, from here to right over there. Messi should not win the Ballon d'Or because the great man has spoken and that is that.


Zlatan reckons that since Messi hasn't won any real trophies this year and because he has already won it three times, the award should go to someone else. Strangely he did not put himself forward for the award but believes it should go to Xavi or Iniesta.

Perhaps all the world's issues should be sorted out by Zlatan. War in Afghanistan? One big round-house from the big man and that problem's sorted. Recession? With a swift flash of his bank card, we are all driving Ferraris like we were a few years ago. There is nothing the man can't do, except score in important Champions League games. Well that's what the television commentators tell me and they are always right.