Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Theo Walcott still wants more money

Theo Walcott still hasn't signed a new contract with Arsenal because he wants more money.  And he really deserves it!

Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood is selfish because he has two last names and some poor Brazilian children only have one.  THINK OF THE CHILDREN.  Also he says that the club will not be 'held to ransom' by Walcott, because Walcott is neither scary, nor a pirate or kidnapper.  Have you ever seen an action film?  Theo Walcott would not be a kidnapper.  He'd be the guy that plays on the wing sometimes and then cries when the newspaper shop doesn't have his copy of Sonic the Hedgehog magazine in like when I was 7.