Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Scotland lose again

How I love being Scottish, we have diabetes, heart disease, strokes and a shite football team.


So we have lost another game, Craig Levein now has a mighty three wins out of 12 and one of them was a 97th minute winner - two of the victories were against Liechtenstein...I think.

In fairness Belgium are a good team, for the price of Eden Hazard you could get 2000 Gary Caldwells. Craig's game plan appeared to be "defend like fuck and try and nick a goal" - which we almost did from a couple of free kicks. Unfortunately that isn't really how you win football games, it's mainly how you lose them.

It's the end of the road for Brazil 2014, in fact if we were to talk in metaphors - we didn't even get the car out of the drive. It didn't even start, in fact we don't even own a car and can barely afford the bus. Now things are confusing. Anyway, Levein will probably go soon enough and Gordon Strachan is the likely man to take over. Will it make any difference? Probably not, but at least he won't look like he lives in a bin.

Kompany's goal was good, he has magical powers in that odd-shaped head.

5 comments:

  1. Cullen skink with haggis...MMMM!!!!17 October 2012 02:18

    So, just 'cause Scottish ball is shite, does that justify a Scot supporting Man U? OR...Did he think that nobody (me) would notice?

    The Fitba Team may crash at my pad if you want to come to the States an kick this wanker in the nads.

    And this bloke had the balls to question my loyalty. So what if I like AVB, Chelsea, City, Man U (yes), and any non-racist Serie A team (ha ha)...

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  2. I think Levein may have been reading your blog did you notice how he shaved and wasnt wearing shades? Good work lads

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  3. I love how Jesus reads FitbaThatba

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  4. Yolando B. Cool17 October 2012 14:33

    What would Jesus post? Now we know...

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  5. I like this site better now that im back in Scotland and can see the videos

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