Saturday, 20 October 2012

Roberto Di Matteo is nice, the winner

Chelsea just beat Spurs 4-2 at White Hart Lane to extend their lead at the top of the Premiership, but most importantly of all, Di Matteo gave AVB a cuddle.

Spurs came from a goal down to lead some of the game 2-1 but Chelsea are absolutely awesome at the moment and Juan Mata was wired on red bull and haribo.  He scored two goals and took it t 3-2, and then Kyle Walker decided to be as shit as he possibly could by falling over and allowing Mata (again) to run into the box and square it for forgotten midget, Daniel Sturridge, to get his first of the season.  It might not be his first of the season.  It probably is.

Then the final whistle went and Di Matteo hugged AVB because they used to be best friends like the Fox and the Hound but then it turned out that the fox was gay and the hound couldn't be friends with it anymore incase it made his clothes dirty.  I mean uhhh Di Matteo's tactics were really good.