Sunday, 28 October 2012

Real Madrid want Gareth Bail HARD

Real Madrid want to buy Gareth Bale and they are prepared to do whatever it takes to get him. As long as that only involves money and swapping players.

It's believed that Mourinho will offer Spurs chairman Daniel Levy £50m plus Fabio Contreau, an iPhone 5, a pug and a Fiat 500. If that doesn't work then he will make fajitas, fajitas are awesome. Bale is currently the best player in the world because he plays in the best league in the world and he runs really, really fast.

It's inevitable that he will leave Spurs soon and Real Madrid will be the likely destination, it's only really English players that are scared to play in other countries. If there was some way to turn the energy of Ronaldo and Bale running into electricity we would probably be able to power 2/3 of the planet until we all die horrifically from a giant meteorite hitting the earth and raising the dinosaurs back from the dead. Without doing any research, I'm pretty sure that's what the Mayans said.