Real Madrid players want Gareth Bale

Gareth Bale is really fast and this is tick box one on Real Madrid's 'players we would like to sign because' list.  Also Luka Modric misses his sensual touch

Now as we are aware, Gareth Bale looks a lot like a chimp, and I can say that because he is white so it's OK!  If I was Serbian perhaps I would mean this in a derogatory manner but secretly, I love monkeys.  I love all the japes they get up to, how they look like furry humans and how they look on rollerblades.  They've even been into space, and I'm not sure Gareth Bale has been into space yet.  Regardless, apparently Luka Modric wants him at Real Madrid

"I agree he should play for Real Madrid and I hope he'll come."

And then he came.  All over his face ha hah aha haha ha ahhaahah ahahhhhahahahh