Alan Pardew has barred Nile Ranger from Newcastle's first team until he turns up to work on time for six weeks in a row. Why is this guy still around?
The 21 year old is a model employee and so far has only been in trouble for assaulting someone and for posting pictures of himself with a handgun on the internet. If this was ANY other job he would have been fired but Nile has been blessed with mediocre football skills and this makes him near invincible. You could fire the assistant manager out of a cannon into a pool of sharks if you were a footballer and the worst that would happen is you get fined a week's pay and 4million people buy a t-shirt with your face on it.