Manchester United midfielder Ryan Tunnicliffe is in trouble with the police who have charged him with driving under the influence of alcohol.
The 19 year old was arrested after his car crashed into a van somewhere in England and apparently that's not allowed, especially if you have been boozing before the incident. There's a little known secret to avoid being caught by the police for drink driving and it's called 'not being a bell end'. Sure, I would like to be able to have a couple of beers on an evening and drive home later because I'd probably be fine, but what is absent from this example is that I am not a complete retard like 99% of people. Tunnifcliffe is a footballer so it's not as if he has a choice in the matter. It's like giving someone in Al Qaeda flying lessons and then being annoyed when they get arrested for drunk driving.