Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Man City will definitely sign Falcao

Because having 4 of the best strikers in the Premiership isn't quite good enough for a team that can afford all of the best strikers in the world, Man City want to sign Falcao in January, according to their scout.

The Colombian has admitted that he really likes the English top flight league because he's heard that they have castles there, and he's always wanted to visit castles or maybe even live in one.  Then he can find a princess imprisoned in her room by her controlling father, climb up the walls to get to her and kiss her in her sleep to see if she wakes up and you can do more.  Oh sure, when he does it it's romantic but when I do it it's all "GET OUT OF HERE!  MY GOD, QUICKLY SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE".  My love knows no bounds