Sunday, 21 October 2012

Leonardo Bonucci is hard as nails

Juventus defender Leonardo Bonucci  punched an armed robber in the face, that is ace - and it rhymes.

Bonucci is now my hero. He was out shopping for a Ferrari with his wife and baby son when some ned pointed a gun at his head and demanded his watch. Rather than piss his pants and give over everything he had like most people would, he punched the guy in the face.

Realising he had messed with a hard bastard, the pussy thief then ran off with an accomplice and jumped onto a scooter - with Bonucci still chasing him. It's believed that the thief shouted -
"What are you doing? Are you mad? I'll shoot you"
I'd like to think that Bonucci attempted a diving header to knock the man off his scooter but I can only speculate. He dusted himself off, walked casually back to the Ferrari he just bought, drove home and had the best sex of his life. Bonucci, we salute you.