Thursday, 18 October 2012

Laudrup: Ain't no Unrest Round 'ere

It was suggested that the players at Swansea were rebelling against Michael Laudrup's training methods. He has come out and said "stop making up lies you jerks!", or words to that effect.

Swansea are a true Laudrup team, fire forward as much as possible and hope the other team doesn't score. Michael says that reports coming out that players met with the chairman to tell him that their manager is shit, are not true. In fact, club captain Gary Monk said that the players were angry when they read the reports. Turns out he's not a monk...I checked.

Having one of the best players of all time as your coach must be a strange one.
"Why didn't you dribble past that defender and then curl the ball into the top corner from 25 yards!"
"Because I'm Wayne Routledge coach."