Thieves targeted Johan Cruyff, I don't mean they stole him- although it would be a more interesting story.
Cruyff's house was burgled and the thieves stole around £400,000 worth of goods. Unfortunately even his beloved framed signed shirt of Chris Bart Williams was stolen.
Thieves managed to navigate through the shark infested waters that protect the house and even managed to outwit the infamous gate keeper, who goes by the name of Bill.
Cruyff who is over partying in Mexico said, "what? They stole my dinosaur" admitted he was too high to care.