Thursday, 25 October 2012


Emile Heskey is such big news in Australia that their sports networks now have one camera devoted entirely to watching what Emile Heskey is doing.

Lucky spectators now have the chance to observe Heskey's lightning pace and super human strength, rather than having to sit through an entire game of, what I assume is, terrible football.  Del Piero cam I could understand because he's a genius, but this is Emile Heskey.  Unless the camera is through his eyes and shows him wrestling bears I don't think I want to watch.  Or if they made Heskey Cam an actual channel and showed him making a sandwich and then wrestling bears over the sandwich.  Basically I just want to see someone wrestle a bear