Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Henrik Larsson and Alan Shearer will be the Blackburn manager

Henrik Larsson, Alan Shearer and Ole Gunnar Solksjaer have all been linked with the vacant Blackburn manager's job since Steve Kean 'resigned' because 'he didn't like it' or whatever.


The ex-Celtic star has been in charge of second Division Swedish team while he learns the management game, but he's famous so Blackburn's owners want him to win the Champions League this year.  Alan Shearer will have to battle him to the death if he wants the job, but like I've said, this is the best thing that can happen because we'll finally find out if he will make a good manager and he won't be on MOTD anymore, thus my television won't try and commit suicide anymore.

I really like using 'thus' in sentences