Monday, 29 October 2012

Franck Ribery is scary

When Franck Ribery isn't playing for Bayern Munich or telling people he didn't know she was 17, he's standing in shop windows frightening people

Despite being very famous in the world of football, I'm not sure that everyone in this video will actually know who Franck Ribery is and that's a shame because it means he's just scary to look at.  Some say it's mean to suggest that he looks like he fell off the side of an ancient cathedral or that his teeth look like he jammed his mouth into a bowl of chewing gums, and those people would be right.  All I'm saying is that if he landed on my hotel balcony using his dragon wings and then blew fire through the window, I'd probably deserve it.