Thursday, 11 October 2012

Footballer+Twitter= Trouble

TWITTER! I can't believe I used to think it was pointless. It was clearly made for footballers to make themselves look like twats. Step up Ryan Bertrand!


Bertrand pulled out of the England squad with a sore throat, I mean a really, really sore throat with swollen glands and everything.
"'Do you think a "sorethroat" could stop me being apart of a match for my club or country? #yourf******nuts this is what every boy dreams of.'
Tweets mean nothing without a shitty hashtag. Some media folks were suggesting that he pulled out with a pussy sore throat that could be cured with a strepsil which angered young Ryan a lot. Very quickly there were lots of piss takers on Twitter using hashtags such as #prayforbertrand. Very quickly the Tweet was deleted and an apology made. The FA have thankfully said they won't fine him for saying the word fuck because if they did, that would be really shit. It's just fuck for fuck's sake.

If you've ever had a sore throat then you wouldn't be so quick to take the piss. Imagine not being able to eat crisps or having to drink Lemsips all day. Have you ever had a Lemsip? They are disgusting.Get well soon my heroic little soldier, I've made you some hot Ribena and filled up your favourite teddy-bear hot water bottle.