Thursday, 18 October 2012

Craig Levein is too expensive to fire

Scotland is famous for a few stereotypes.  Deep frying things, sports that involve throwing improbable objects, being drunk and not spending money on things, even though you need them.  Which brings me to my next point

It is alleged that it would cost the Scottish FA £700,000 to sack Craig Levein as he is the highest paid manager in the country's history.  This is wonderful news but in all honesty, I really don't think it's going to make any difference now.  We're out of the World Cup, unless all of the other teams are racist to each other, and that money would be better spent building a realistic model of a t-rex to put outside Hamden that actually comes to life at night and you can ride on it and attack buildings.