Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Chris Kirkland's attack man is in jail

You may remember that horrifying night recently when this guy ran on the pitch and shoved Chris Kirkland in his face and if you don't then a guy called Aaron Cawley will because he's going to jail for four months because of it.

The 21 year old man (he's too young to be a man, we'll call him.... a giant fanny) was arrested by police after they worked out who he was, and then very quickly he was banned from football matches for six years, and placed in jail, like how you move people around in Roller Coaster Tycoon, for four months.

Good.  You shouldn't be allowed to run on to a football pitch and just punch random people in the face because if you were we'd have 'a very serious situation' and the headmaster would have to phone your parents and tell them what you did and make it sound bad.  In my defence, under-6 girls football is shit.