Saturday, 20 October 2012

Chris Kirkland was attacked by a fan

Chris Kirkland got attacked by some bellend during the Leeds vs Sheffield Wednesday last night.  Which kinda sucks.

I'm still in two minds as to whether I should make a music video for this one and get a shit load of YouTube hits, but at the moment I'm pretty out of inspiration for it.  If enough of you leave a comment below this post then I might make one tonight but enough about me.

So anyway, the police say they have identified who the man is, which I think is great work by them considering that it happened on TV, was captured by multiple cameras and in front of a crowd of tens of thousands.  The evidence must have been really hard to gather and then they'd have to identify who this man could be!  It is believed they've also taken fingerprints from Chris Kirkland's face and these helped nail down who the man is.  And that man is..... Chris Kirkland?!!  He must be a time traveller!  Or maybe the fingerprints were a bad idea.  No, no - time travel makes more sense.  But what was he trying to achieve by punching himself in the face?

That my friends, is a mystery we will never unravel