A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away - a team called Celtic won a game of football. Many years later, after their arch enemies were banned to a distant planet which smelled of silage, they finally won another game. Tonight Celtic defeated the Spartak Moscow army 3-2, thanks to an injury time winner from half-man, half -shaggy giraffe Samaras.
As a reward for their achievement, Celtic have back-to-back games against Barcelona. Barcelona must be terrified at the prospect, imagine having thousands of pissed up Scottish-Irish people let loose in your city. I'm sure the Spanish police will keep things in order, they love a truncheon.