Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Barcelona ordered an all-female flight crew

Being Barcelona is really tough.  You're really famous, super rich and have to put up with the kind of attention usually reserved for Justin Bieber fans except by grown men, and this is why they've requested an all female flight crew in Turkey.

The club has requested an all female flight crew for their flights in Turkey, which I assume has something to do with the Champions League, and in no way is this because staring at hot girls is way more inspiring than a bunch of dudes telling you where fire exits are.  If a plane you're in crashes directly into the ground then knowing where the fire exits are is about as relevant as knowing how many elephants you could have fit in the cargo hold.  And if the two are related anyway, at least you could have stared at some tits.