Good old Ashley Cole is set to be left out of the next England squad because he tweeted that the people in charge of it were a #BUNCHOFTWATS. I tried the same thing at my work and was instantly fired
Roy Hodgson still probably wants to pick the Chelsea full back but because of simple politics he can't. The FA thinks the only way Ashley Cole will learn from his mistakes is if they punish him for them, and this punishment involves not calling him up to play against San Marino. The mighty San Marino, to use their full name. That's like punishing your dog for destroying your shoes by giving it the week off at full pay. Why am I even paying the dog? This whole situation just loses me money. And how come it has Twitter?!