Sunday, 7 October 2012

Arsenal: Bring out the war chest!

Arsene Wenger has been promised money to bring in players in January. Someone get the key for the war chest!

I'd like to think that there was a literal war chest. Perhaps a ceremony occurs with directors wearing robes and sacrificing goats to the war Gods. According to something I either read or made up, Wenger will have £35m to spend, with Radamel Falcao being top of the imaginary list.

Arsenal have started well but it's usually January where things go tits up for them. The war chest could be vital in ensuring that does not happen this time around. Perhaps he should focus on a goalkeeper, as it stands he's got Chesney Hawkes who's confidence has been destroyed and Vitor Mannone who is actually a Gru from Despicable Me.