Friday, 26 October 2012

Alan Shearer wants to manage Ipswich

Former Newcastle legend Alan Shearer has interviewed for the vacant Ipswich manager's job after the club agreed on mutual termination with Paul Jewell.  Of his contract I mean, you can't abort a fully grown man.  I think.

Shearer's only managerial experience so far was helping Newcastle get relegated over eight games at the end of the 2009 season, although in fairness to him, he inherited a mess of a squad which had been pritt stick glued together by the departed Keegan and the insane Joe Kinnear.  It would have been like trying to build a lego space ship out of melted crayons but either way, he still got them relegated.  Now Ipswich fancy hiring the 42 year old and have interviewed him for the position so hopefully any day now we won't have to listen to him on MOTD anymore.