Thursday, 4 October 2012

A Celtic goalkeeper is in the England squad

For the first time since probably ever, Celtic, the fake Irish team that plays in Scotland, have a goalkeeper in the England squad.

Fraser Forster left boyhood club Newcastle United to move to Celtic this summer after a successful loan period there last year, and his form has been so good that Roy Hodgson has called him up to his international squad to face San Marino and Poland.  In fairness, he must have the concentration of an absolute champion since playing in goal for most of Celtic's league games must feel like going shopping with your girlfriend and having to kill time outside the changing room without looking as obviously bored as you are.  And they never have fucking internet either