Monday, 3 September 2012

Zlatan is quite good

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored both of PSG's goals in their victory over Lille yesterday, meaning that he has now scored all of their goals.

The sexy Swede is single handedly carrying a very expensive PSG team through the French league season at the moment, and if you had any doubts about his ability before now, you should have none left.  Unless your name is Alan Shearer in which case you probably haven't heard of him yet.  After scoring the goals he got in the Zlatan-mobile and drove to his mansion which is on a giant island in a rock carved out of his face where he did cool stuff.  The end.