Sunday, 30 September 2012

Zidane wants to be a manager

Zinedine Zidane has officially left his post at Real Madrid to try and gain the coaching badges that will allow him to manage teams.  How exciting

Jose Mourinho confirmed that the legendary Frenchman had departed the club about two months in a press conference, when he told some reporters 'your journalists have been sleeping.  He left two months ago'.  I am paraphrasing that somewhat, but the sleeping part I actually quoted.  I fear for a world where if I sleep for two months Zinedine Zidane will die because I love him and I also like sleeping.  And now I can't because I'm scared that if I do he's going to come and cut me open with his knife hands and there will be about 1000 sequels.