Sunday, 30 September 2012

Ronaldo wants £400k a week

Ronaldo is very sad at the moment because he only gets paid £200,000 and that is £200,000 less a week than he wants.  That's a huge amount!  No wonder he's upset!


The Portuguese forward's situation at Real Madrid has apparently 'alerted' teams who are rich like Man City and PSG, but Ronaldo wants Real to make the big pay increase to prove that they really love him. All they really need to do is give him a cuddle because money can't buy you love, and that's all he really wants.  Although money can hire you a prostitute.  So really it can.  Someone get this man a prostitute, STAT