Monday, 3 September 2012

Juan Mata and Eden Hazard are ghost copies of each other

Eden Hazard and Juan Mata are quite similar in styles except that Hazard is better.  Also they did this really weird thing in the Atletico Madrid game that creeped me out

The more I watch it the more convinced I am that it must be fake, because how many players in the world can really run in that gammy a fashion?  I hate doing that stupid little half jog/half walk thing to get somewhere quicker because you don't actually move any faster, you just do more work.  I'm all about cutting corners and making things happen quicker which is often why I don't proof read my work and regularly use sentences and grammar that my former school teachers would punch themselves in the face over.  Like this one.  And I have a degree.