Guti is retired

Because no-one wants to buy him, former Real Madrid midfielder Guti is being put down.  Or turned into fire wood or something

Guti was one of those weird players who was obviously very technically gifted but never seemed to do anything on the pitch ever.  I never saw him do anything that made me go 'wow awesome' - he just plodded along through games.  And since he was at Real Madrid that just makes me assume that he was really good.

I could make the same argument about someone like Clarence Seedorf but he did this

And that's like one of the greatest goals ever scored so he gets away with it