The Real Madrid player has thrown a strop because of something to do with the club deleting MOTD2 from his Sky + box because he doesn't realise you can watch it on iPlayer now, and Ferguson has spied a chance to bring back the world's second best player to win some trophies. Of course I'm not sure if he'd be able to watch all of iPlayer while he's in Spain because I think there are firewalls there. That sounds right, doesn't it? A firewall is something to do with the internet.
MANCHESTER UNITED FAIL TO SIGN RONALDO BECAUSE HE WOULD COST £180MILLION AND THEY HAVE £5.60 LEFT. ALSO A BUS TICKET WITH A FREE BIG MAC ON IT, BUT YOU HAVE TO STILL BUY FRIES AND A DRINK SO IT'S FAIRLY POINTLESS. YOU SAVE LIKE 20P AND LOOK LIKE A DICK, TRYING TO PAY FOR GROSS FOOD WITH A BUS TICKET, SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY WERE BORN ON THE BUS.