Thursday, 27 September 2012

Emile Heskey is popular

Emile Heskey signed for Australian team, Newcastle Jets a couple of weeks ago and now as if to try and make the universe implode, they have sold out of shirts with his name on the back.

So if you recall, Alessandro Del Piero - world cup winner and internationally renowned legend of football - now plays for Sydney, so Newcastle Jets had to do something to retaliate and keep themselves in the race.  Alternative options they could also have signed with equivalent results were a wheelie bin with googly eyes stuck on it, me, or literally anyone else in the world.

I would also have accepted 'Warren Barton'