Monday, 24 September 2012

Arsenal want to sign Drogba maybe

Arsenal may or may not be preparing to persuade Didier Drogba to join them in January once he's figured out a way to escape from his new Chinese owners, according to the internet.

Drogba has come out recently, or more accurately his agent has, to say that he's very happy in China and loves his new club because they are treating him really well and it's very nice there.  It basically sounds like that scene in Hot Shots Part Deux when the hostage is doing the same thing except this is real life and China absolutely sucks.

The way these things are linked is that Arsenal want a striker who isn't Giroud, and so there you go.  Done deal.  Science