The Fulham player did something to Rooney that I haven't seen yet because I haven't watched Match of the Day, but it was probably quite painful. If you have seen it then you'll know what happened so I don't need to write it down - all you do need to know is that he isn't going to play for about 4 weeks while his body 'mends itself'. Oh yeh sure, so I guess Man United's doctors are wizards now? If Wayne Rooney's leg came off I don't think I'd be surprised if he just grew a new one to be honest. Or I guess he could buy a new one and selotape it his head. I mean body.
I miss Ronaldo
