Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Usain Bolt really wants to play for Man United

Fastest man in the world, Usain Bolt, has yet again been trying to get himself a trial at Manchester United and now Rio Ferdinand is on board!

The Jamaican, who just right this second basically walked into the final of the 200m Olympics race has been pushing for a chance at United since he won some 150m race a few years ago in Manchester.  He said (The Sun):
“People think I am joking. But if Alex Ferguson called me up and said, ‘OK let’s do this, come and have a trial’, it would be impossible for me to say No.
“I would not take up the challenge if I didn’t think I was good enough. I am a very accomplished player and know I could make a difference.
And in fairness he can't be any worse than Nani already is.  All that guy does is pretend to do tricks and when they don't work, he falls over and if they do work he hits the ball away in the general direction of the goal.  He's worth £18million apparently.  Bolt is so fast that if someone like Gary Caldwell tried to catch him they'd get caught in the slipstream and fired into outer space and there can't be anyone in the world who wouldn't want to watch that. Except his family, who would first scream and then weep.  For days.  You mean bastards