Thursday, 9 August 2012

Tony Hibbert scored a goal

Tony Hibbert is 400 years old and has played for Everton nearly 80 times, but has still never scored a goal for them.  UNTIL NOW!

Hibbert scored a free kick against AEK Athens to set Goodison Park alight during his testimonial the other night, and those friendly scousers celebrated the goal by invading the pitch and terrifying all of the players.  Because if there's one thing you want when you're being honoured for your services to a football club, it's to be chased around a giant enclosed space by a mob of people who think Ice Age is a documentary.  Good old Tony Hibbert can now enjoy his eternal rest taking sleeping pills to get over the horrible claustrophobic fear he now has any time he sees a group of adults together.  Wonderful