Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Steven Pienaar returns to Everton. Again.

Everton have made a £4.5million signing but before any fans of the club get too excited it's a player you already kinda had.  Meh

Signing Steven Pienaar for Everton is about as exciting as when your girlfriend says 'I have a surprise for you' and you think 'this is definitely going to be hot underwear or new sex' and then she says 'I bought some new shoes, do you like them?' and your only option is to push her down the stairs.  Or sign Steven Pienaar.  I think I forgot what we were talking about here